Finally! (Sam Post)

Well, everyone, I'm finally posting. You should be proud.

Things you may not know children can do. They can:

1. Pull poop giblets out of their diapers without removing their diapers, sprinkling said giblets on the floor and smearing them on bunkbed planks, then going back to sleep without letting on they've done anything.
2. Pull lining out of their diapers without removing their diapers, thereby scattering small water retention particles over all bedroom surfaces
3. Mix any beverage with any food source to make mush