Filling out a questionnaire for the Primary Program...
Me: What do you know about Jesus?
Seara: The bad guys came and took him. They hit him and spit him and put nails in him. He was dead, then he was in heaven. After 3 days he comed alive. That's called resurrected.
Me: What kinds of things make you think about Jesus?
Elijah: Bread and water. [He's referring to the sacrament.]
Me: When do you think about Jesus the most?
Elijah: When I eat bread and water.
To a random lady behind us in line at the store...
Seara: My mommy has a baby in her tummy! [I don't. Although she's told me this enough times that I finally did a pregnancy test just in case.]
Driving home from a family outing...
Seara: Dad! Drive faster! If we don't get home soon I'll turn into a talking bone! See, my toes are already bones!
Seara: Mommy, Mommy, look at the sign! It says, "No sitting on toilets."
During snack time...
Elijah: Mom, my nose hurts.
Me: Why does it hurt?
Elijah: Um, because I got a cheese cracker and I put it up my nose.
During art time...
Seara: When I grow up, I'm going to be a dentist!
Elijah: When I grow up, I'm going to be the star of nightmares!
Seara: When I grow up, I'm going to be the loveliest dancer!
During play time...
Seara: My name is Aria Amalie Smith.
Elijah: My name is Buzz Lightyear Mustache.
Four Generations: me, Grandma Baker, Seara, and my mom
While holding a flashlight right on his face...
Elijah: Look mom, I'm shining it in my eye!
Elijah: Look mom, I'm shining it in my eye!
me: Elijah, don't do that. It could make you blind.
Elijah: Then Jesus would have to come down and make me not blind?
While driving in the car...
Seara: When girls grow up, they want to be princesses.
Elijah: Boys don't want to be princesses!
me: What do boys want to be when they grow up, Lije?
Elijah: Doctors.
Elijah: Then Jesus would have to come down and make me not blind?
While driving in the car...
Seara: When girls grow up, they want to be princesses.
Elijah: Boys don't want to be princesses!
me: What do boys want to be when they grow up, Lije?
Elijah: Doctors.
We convinced Elijah to "rescue" our lost toys in the window well and called him
"Super Lije!" to give him guts. Afterward Seara drew a portrait and wrote "Sooper
Lij" above it. She is really good at being happy for other people when they succeed.
"Super Lije!" to give him guts. Afterward Seara drew a portrait and wrote "Sooper
Lij" above it. She is really good at being happy for other people when they succeed.
12 comments:
Seara is just beautiful! I love all the sayings.
Hahaha! Love it! So funny! And I love that Elijah wants to be the star of nightmares. That's awesome.
I love the "no sitting on toilets" and the "star of nightmares." So funny!
You make me want to write down what my kids say, or at least the one that is talking.
So cute! I love the fun things kids say. Like on a walk the other day - Tommy saw this guy coming out of his house and said really loud "Mom, how come that guy is so mad?" The guy heard him (of course) and laughed saying it was because it had to go to work. haha! At least it made the guy happy again. :-)
Thanks for sharing your kids' fun sayings!
I pretty much want to adopt your children.
Thanks for the laughs. I love the one about the 'talking bones'. Your kids are awesome!
Buzz Lightyear doesn't even have a mustache. Random. I really liked the no sitting on toilets one. Sounds like something Kate would say. Your kids are hilarious.
Oh those kids of yours are hilarious. I had to read off all the quotes to Allen so he would understand why I was laughing out loud. And yeah, Mustache. Wouldn't that just be an awesome last name?
I love that you post these sometimes. I just love the things kids come up with.
So cute! I want to hear more about kindergarten!!!
Your kids are awesome!!! That made me laugh aloud. :D AWESOME. Hilarious.
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